Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

Even worse were the conservatives in other countries trying to follow suit, like Nexit in the Netherlands or Frexit in France. Luckily then Brexit happened and everyone suddenly went quiet.

If you’re still on Lemmy… Welcome! The more the merrier!

In a similar vein

Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.

Same energy

“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*

The man admitted to collecting and sharing information but denies espionage charges.

Um?

Tag yourself, I’m rip.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Idk about Max specifically, but I’ve definitely noticed that on platforms like Netflix, availability of shows depends on what country you’re in. Looks like it might be time to break out the VPNs.

Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.

The prompt said sad, not horror

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

I’m starting to think this “Doctor” guy isn’t even licenced

among some Trump supporters and is widely described by them as an “attempted assassination”

So? I thought their supreme god-emperor Cheeto said that’s a totally fine and cool thing for a president to do.