The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down18
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·3 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.