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TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
John Madden. Football.
“You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”
“Hi, I’m Gabe”
No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
