If you could rig a hinge to the top of the nanner case, you could just fill that bad boy up, pop the lid and pour a banana’s worth of reeses pieces down your gullet.

Missed opportunity to title the post “where are your teeth?”

I just assumed this was stuff he said during his interview

She’s just lack-of-virtue signaling

This nerd blocked me on twitter in 2019 because I said that “Bongino” sounds like what Anthony Scaramucci says during sex

One patient on board had received care at Shriner’s Children’s Hospital in Philadelphia, the hospital said. The child and their mother were returning home to Mexico, according to Shriner’s.

Excited to see if the country has a measured response to this news

100%. I wake up every day fearing what he has done while I foolishly slept and took my eye off the ball (as if I can do anything to stop him). But how sweet would it be to just worry that he said something idiotic to give fuel to Stephen Colbert’s writing staff.

Instead, we got a man capable of multitudes. He can be stupid, ignorant, uncaring, hateful, racist, misogynistic and so much more, all at the same time!

It sounds dumb but I wish this was as awful as Trump got. Like he was just a dumb idiot who didn’t want to visit a crash site because it crashed in the river, not realizing he would obviously visit a suitably close site on land. That isn’t evil, just super dumb and embarrassing. Still not a guy who should be in charge of anything but not overtly bigoted and evil.

For my fellow ignorant dolts, this guy created Godwin’s law which states: “As a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person/s being compared to Hitler or another Nazi, increases.”

I’ve seen this a good handful of times by now and every single time I’m still shocked

lmfao holy shit, I am truly honored that my content was reported, they took it so much more seriously than I did and I’m the guy who made the post

The phrase “get rekt Imao” mocks TikTok, adding a humorous and dismissive tone.

It’s weird seeing chat gpt analyses something you wrote on someone else’s device, even if it’s something as trivial as a meme like this

I think this post was vaguely sexist and racist but on the other hand, it also wasn’t funny or interesting either.

Of course they won’t. Zero chance he’s the only supreme court justice who did this shit, he’s just the only one stupid enough to get caught. Or the only one evil enough to be so brazen.

Anyone know the context for the second photo?

Awful taste but also awful execution I hate it

Not to ruin the moment but /proceeds to ruin the moment for absolutely nobody’s benefit

in California

I’ve identified your first mistake

(jk hehe)

Would you pardon someone who took one of your homies out? Biden and the UHC guy are two sides of the same shitty coin.

Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000