What would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”
“Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”
“Deez nuts.”
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
What if the line’s busy and they get a recorded message “your murder is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available bodyguard” Have your business American Express card ready.
I can’t help with that, but let me transfer you to someone who you’ll get to explain it all to over again.
Y’all are talking about the hotlines us poor schmucks have to deal with. Rich fucks get premium treatment.
Unless they decide they can’t trust any of us to operate their hotline and decide to run it on AI. Then it will sound like premium treatment, but will be about as useful as our poor schmuck hotlines are.
Honestly, if a militant group wanted to set up such a hotline to target those CEOs most evil and most in need of “protection,” that would be fucking hilarious.