The #2 regret of the dying is “I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.”

I reached a point and just stopped pursuing more. I have just as much as I need to coast along and that’s enough for me. This may not apply in the same way if you have responsibility to your spouse or children, but if you’re on your own, you set your own standard of living. Don’t ask more of yourself than you actually need. You don’t benefit from it.

Don’t speak me or my son or my son’s son ever again.

Being gay is the manliest thing you can do

If you can’t do a wahh wahh after a week, you’re probably just not meant for the trumpet.

I do occasionally for effect, but not normally.

The big smile on the shop owner’s face is the best part

This is like the first house new players make when enabling infinite money in The Sims and build a house from scratch.

Well now I have a delicacy called the toast sandwich.

From experience, learning to kickbox actually did massively improve my confidence. I can genuinely recommend it.

That means they would probably have to have accurate data on the subject.

Anyone with brain cells already knew this, but thanks for the reassurance.

I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.

I’ve watched Casablanca so that was sort of a given going into it.

Reminds me of the Light L16. It was a terrible camera that barely worked.

TGFM - Thank God for Markdown

Seriously, though. 9 times out of 10, markdown has all the formatting I need for the task at hand. On the rare occasion I need something more, I’m glad I have access to Apple Pages, but it comes with its own set of unique challenges.

Careful! They’ll find out if you keep letting them know on the internet!

Now I have to factor the time it took a trained engineer to design this 😭

Knowing the absurd amount of filament it took to print this monstrosity is making me feel things.

This would be funny if Windows hadn’t forced the Windows 11 update which cost many people a computer and if Mac hadn’t been putting out free OS updates as long as the hardware supports it for decades now.

Guys, I didn’t mean it, but I hope my Future Woman With Corn post wasn’t the thing that set off this whole train.