I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought “which one is the special freckle?”

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

The wolf inside of me.

Someone put the wrong size face on that head.

Steroidal asthma medication does cause barrel chest. Is that related to the pic? No idea.

Have you tried kerning?

Squid Church

So what days of the week is it that the FBI aren’t allowed to use deadly force?

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?

therefore I might be.

Try the all new Dodge Pedestrian Rammer.