Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
Probably turns you into Shrek
What is multi-shot upgrade do?
Mutlishot
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
Compact please
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
Well obviously not gunna break my neck… But one solid backflip would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
That’s a good one!
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
