Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.

Counterpoint: Yes.

Including credit is cool.

My sibling in spacetime, it is time to empty your wastebasket.

I recently handed out a stack of floppy disks to attendees of a 2600 meeting. I got this joke IRL from a bunch of people, many of whom were older than me but some of whom were younger than said disks.

Like anyone believes for a nanosecond he didn’t make that image himself.

Who ordered the materia sandwich?

This is forever what I think of Fred Bizkit looking like, because I had a friend who set this pic as their user icon in the old LiveJournal days.

Another Hollywood illusion shattered.

…Chevy Nova?

This bullshit is shrinkflation.

Sorry, Tennessee!

Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

Whoever cropped the source out of this screenshot is mean and dumb.

Don’t be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.

Become ungovernable.

Because crediting original sources is cool and censoring them is dumb.

And when you smash it through the roof of the Hell in the Cell in 1998 it’s a Mick Foley catheter.

Two of these people are a couple now, but it’s not the two you think.

That’s it, no more Internet. We’re going back to rotary phones and paper mail.