Sicario.

They really went out of their way to appoint the worst possible person for each job.

I think I’ll just fly in to IAD instead the next time I visit DC.

Not if he can dismantle the SEC first! /s

To be fair, you did say the EU was a place you eventually want to “escape to”, so people likely assumed you meant immigration, not just visiting/tourist.

Actually, it’s common and standard for countries to require vaccination records to immigrate. I had the same problem when I moved, I only had paper records that my parents could no longer find. I ended up just getting all of them again at once. Insurance helped (I didn’t have to pay anything out of pocket). Also, it’s not a lot. In the US, they require around 4-5 vaccines (MMR, TDAP, HEP, varicella, and covid which they recently made optional) to pass permanent residency requirements, not all the 20 you got. I imagine EU countries require around just as much.

Sigh, they’re gonna go after encrypted messaging next.

I know at least Subaru has already sent out emails to dealerships to expect prices to increase in April. If you’re currently looking into purchasing a new car, better do it sooner rather than later.

If you have an immigrant visa, you can legally buy a gun.

Wait, really? Or do you mean just permanent residents? AFAIK non-LPR aren’t allowed to own guns.

Just like the Santa tool (originally by google).

At this point, if you are a non-citizen legal resident, avoid traveling abroad unless you have a squeaky clean record. Not even a speeding ticket or citation, or anything that gets you on a record somewhere that can be potentially used as a reason to deny you re-entry.

Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.

It’s mindblowing how anyone still genuinely thinks what he did was anything but.

Reminds me of this, from Kung Pow.

I do, but cheese doesn’t love me. I’m lactose intolerant. I can take a small serving, but too much will make me hit the toilet. Thank goodness there are a lot of dairy alternatives now.

Yup, my rates soared and insurance companies were dropping customers left and right. I had to abruptly trade it in and it definitely put me off buying Hyundai/Kia for the foreseeable future.

I get it, but man I can’t imagine being in the mood to reproduce while nursing an infected tooth.

Hell, even just 30 years ago was way different. My experience of getting a root canal in 2024 was a million times better than when I had one in the ‘90s.

Tetris.

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