Our aim is to need this room. Clean your aim. Would help.

The Shawshank Redemption never gets stale for me, but it is a healthy time investment.

One of the better evolutions.

POTATO XD

In case you don’t know the song

I must be a bit younger than you. I remember the CD player lens cleaners. Those actually had brushes that made contact with the lens and did stuff sometimes.

Of course, a gentle hand and lint-free cloth will clean the lens, too. Probably better lol

Perhaps Marty was predicting America’s obesity epidemic.

Yeah, this commercial rocks

Although, Doritos has some great ones.

The Etrade baby was great too.

For all the X-ers out there, WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I just wish car dealerships would advertise like this.

Guy named Geoff: “Actually, it’s Georaffe.”

This is why I keep mix CDs in my cars. Turn it on and it’s already playing the CD I was last spinning. And you know what? I think I’ve got pretty good music taste so I’m gonna let that shit play lol.

I just burned the Chappell Roan album and left it in my wife’s car lol We’ve been bonding over that one. One day, I think I’m gonna get us tickets to see her live.

My monitors only have DVI and VGA inputs. I’ve had to get adapters to use them with more modern equipment.

I’ve got no reason to replace them. They’re perfectly fine monitors. I’ve had them for over a decade, and I still like them a lot.

He’s the best in the world at stay.

I love the way you think. Fire always solves something lmao

“I’ve already called the FBI. You can’t prove it was an accident. Do you know who I am? You’re going to prison for the rest of your life, bud.”

Joking aside, I hope that poor bird is okay.

Only 70? You need to drink more water.

Exactly. Even if he leaves office in four years and we never hear from him again, the ripple effects of his presidencies will take decades to unfold and undo.

I bought six thousand dozen eggs back when they were cheap in 2006 and froze them. Y’all are suckers for paying $10 for a carton. Should have bought them back when a carton was 84¢. Fools, the lot of you.

Gesundheit.

Not to mention when the court orders you to have regular drug testing done, you’re on the hook for them. And they ain’t exactly cheap, especially for someone making 10 bucks an hour part time.

Must not be American lol I won’t get my W2 for another four weeks.

But I can use mine and my wife’s last pay stubs to get really close.