The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who’s minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.

All always “hell yeah brother!” as I’m pushin logs

That’s why I don’t wipe 👍

I do this, but it’s nothing weird. I just like to finish at the same time so I can say a quick hello to my stall partner to remember the brief moment we shared.