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Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

“we’ll get wid of the taxes and waise the tawiffs. Beautiful tawiffs, the best ones… some people - good people - say. We’ll call it tawiff season, uhuhuh!”

The irony would be even greater if they were kicking out birds.

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

Are you guys going to tell him?..

If Joe Biden resigned the republicans would say “not enough! You have to commit sepukku on live TV! COWARD!”

Sure there is. Unlike them, if you break the rules you go to jail.

HEY! Civilian, stop talking about stuff you know nothing about!

In dangerous situations and non-whites (same thing , right) we need LETHAL FORCE to control the situation. If someone us murd…I mean, fatally shot, so be it.

Tasers are just for torture. It’s fun but we can’t be always playing! We’re working here!

/s

Due to being so far from the sun the Voyager can’t rely on solar panels. Someone at NASA cooked a fish like this and put it on the probe. The heat it still radiates will keep powering it for millenia.

I got some asshole to run full speed into a chunk of some other car’s bumper doing that, and I gotta say it was the best high I’ve ever had!

Jesus! See this bulge in my pants? That was all you.

Uh? I’m Portuguese and it works in the same in my language. I don’t know what the big deal is. You get the gender by the arti…

Oh…

https://youtu.be/vGhS4QSVOck?si=7G3RM_tMzhvOpkZF

Fire that cop and give the acorn a badge.

No, definitely a loving symbol.

PS: I had to explain the tattoo to my cute innocent girlfriend. I think something died inside of her (not me).