i was waiting for the other two balloons to explode as well

do people pay you so you remove your sculptures from their sight?

washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe

kitchen camo?

i need that screen setup

one in the front and 8 behind

piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly

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"Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

• some fat british guy

oh sweet, looks like fantasy dwarves built it

he is missing a vital bodypart to a healthy marriage. is that why he wants to sneak up to her?

its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted

i hope it quacks when you smash it

https://midwest.social/c/foodcrimes