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Tixanou@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The choice is yours

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The choice is yours

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Tixanou@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Who the hell would throw off a baby from a 20 stroy building?

    The max I’ve tried was 3 and that was already pushing it, only worked due to the long grass below.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      It’s the efficient thing to do when you’re taking care of the bath water and live on the 20 stroy building. You know the saying, “If you don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, you’ll need to take an extra trip to the window.”

      And if you’re wondering why we don’t just use the drain, babies don’t fit down most drains. Try having a kid for a bit and you’ll see!

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Babies, not even omce

  • Vej@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    My cat farts on me.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    Idk if there have been enough case studies to draw any conclusions on the third point with a reasonable degree of certainty.

    Get me clip board, I’m heading to the NICU.

  • XEAL@lemm.ee
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    Crying babies sound like cats being tortured.

  • TheLameSauce@lemmy.world
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    My cats straight up have the world’s nastiest farts

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      What are you feeding it?

      • TheLameSauce@lemmy.world
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        Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?

        • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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          Because the two are related

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    My cat is stinky as shit. I still love him though

    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Smelly cat

      SMEEELLY CAT

      WHAT are they FEEDING you!?

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Pussy always wins

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Well someone must’ve been playing with a pussy to make that baby. I have no explanation for its full set of adult teeth though.

      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        vagina dentata?

  • ToxicWaste@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    (/) brings you killed mice (x)

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    WTF kind of evil demon spawn baby is that lol

  • Donkter@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Stinky ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    Cats ARE stinky, though… the litter box is in your house

    • azulon@lemmy.world
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      Exactly, which is why I always preferred to keep amphibians as pets. No smell at all. And mammals all stink.

    • XEAL@lemm.ee
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      Good luck cleaning a baby’s ass with a litter scoop

    • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, cat poop smells way worse than baby poop.

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      My cat mostly shit outside for like 13 years and only started going in litter box when he got old or was trapped inside

      it was nice while it lasted

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      There’s also just a certain…musk? It’s immediately noticeable when you enter someone’s house and they have a cat. I feel like the residents must get nose blind to it because they don’t believe me when I tell them, but there is definitely a certain cat smell that just gets everywhere.

      • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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        its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted

      • olutukko@lemmy.world
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        I think it’s cat pheromones which they use to indicate wheter the place is safe. people claim you can’t smell it but I can definetly smell it

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