The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.

Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die

Canyonerooo-oooh yah!
Canyonerooo

Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK

my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan

the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.