yeah, but we don’t kill people anymore, that’s a fascist thing. Only the far right wants the guillotine back.

No Doubt got my teenage brain horny

I wear all-natural deodorant too. It’s microwaved-tuna flavoured.

what’s a paid subscriber to a X account?

what he’s really complaining about is queuing, not borders. first world problem.

but I read comments

I’m Comment-only. I don’t read.

oh, that’s so easy! It’s both, depending how you translate it: une machine à laver or un lave-linge.