If it’s a cosmic wank would that mean universe is cum?

Any day now?

Got it, it’s Elon’s fault.

Threesome

This deserve to be in c/dadjokes

You suggesting a cabbage?

You can finally display all the codes

They took permanent employee literally

Curious what would be your ideal work?

They have their swatzicars for that.

Turtle play?

That looks like a mirror.

Did not realize they were bigger than a horse.

Someone’s mouth used to touch that.

Every corpse in the cemetery used to be alive.

Found him, move in!

Dog

Thanks for the summary, so your saying this no different from hydrogen as fuel?

Dudes playing russian roulette by eating raw chicken everyday.

This could become a religion.