This is in poor taste abd very obvious photo manipulation, Ronald isn’t even sitting on anything.
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
This could become a religion.
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos
That’s funny cuz he tastes like lead paint
6 hours before: “This is fine”
