That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.

Not for jokes, though.

5am.

Laughs in German.

Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!

Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.

I have a 3L Prosecco bottle on my shelf for when this cunt eats shit.

“OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!”

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Biden has the chance to do a big, big funny here.

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑

Everybody do the Weenus

Broke: my phone autocorrecting to the German spelling.

Bespoke: Your clever joke.

Europa: staring fascisticly from a distance.

People still smoke because it looks cool, NERD!

Where’s Jarhead Harris.

And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

Ich bin tot.

Calling Jamaican English oder Patois an accent is a tiny bit derogatory, because it is its own language. It has its roots firmly in English, but it’s not just “haha talk funny”.

Not that Steven Seagull would care. Or should have tried to sing in Jamaican English. Or sing at all. Or do anything besides sit in prison forever.

Has anyone ever happily passed away?

What’s with the vegan hate? Leave that shit at Reddit.