Striker was the baddest motherfucker around, as evidenced by Striker’s mother’s deep postcoital disappointment.
Has anyone ever happily passed away?
Nelson Rockefeller.
I liked your use of pink, and your glorious name. Rip striker
Somehow that reminded me of this
How do you find the giant cow?
Ez just summon it with a satanic ritual
Striker,
I know you were always concerned about it and feared rejection so I honored your wishes to never speak of the events while you were alive, allowing you to live your way. However, with you passing I believe I can share with the world the beauty (and horror) that you brought upon the world free of judgement and felony charges.
It was 5 years ago beginning with 23 drinking straws, a roll of duct tape, a fresh hair cut, 4 kilos of thermite, a very fetching scarf, and a copy of the Dialogues of Plato. You didn’t begin that evening planning to change local laws of Ann Arbor Michigan, but before the night was over, you certainly did…
He achieved in death what he could not in life, a way for Blitz and the rest of the IMP crew to no longer be able to make constant sex jokes around and about him.
Your memes brought me much happiness. Especially that one 2 days ago about the straw, which was able to disturb my entire friend group.
Striker never bent my Wookie, and for that I am grateful.
Striker was made of a standard iron osmium alloy, but with a 2% nickel impurity that made them truly special
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RIP Striker.
This site will never be the same without you.
I don’t know how you are posting from the afterlife, a feat which science is yet to explain.
But that is the power of love I suppose.
It’s a curious thing.
is this a joke? Is this a relative’s work?
