I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.
What about a guy in a graphic tee with a fedora with his wife?
Depends on how greasy they both look.
From all the sex they’re having? Because you’re there too on the sex tarp?
Wtf is a sex tarp, and why would anyone need one?
I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.
This was way more personal information than I was hoping to get from anyone today.