1963, Friar Street 78105 Winnipeg, Ghana. 5144 7623 7485 1734, 04-32, 284.

Unless it’s actually not my birthday 💀

In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.

I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.

Nothing Alex says ever means something. He’ll change his mind tomorrow if it’s profitable. His opinion is worth less than nothing.

He’s the watcher on the wall

🫘

Nah he’s a chef

Watch me

Tbf I can still just ask the pizza place and they’ll deliver to my door at like €3 without ever having to use an app.

Me IRL

It’s drifting away

I’ve always maintained this stance

I did? There’s more to this meme?

edit: there is! And here I thought it was just about shit.

Either that or he’s about to attack Iran in three days?

How many crabs

Good job man very cool

Tbf we wouldn’t understand it either way since DM stands for Dinosaur Morsecode

Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?