People die during surgery all the time. I’m just saying in case certain Israeli surgeons might be reading this…
I’m hoping for the best. Which is decidedly not what Netanyahu would be happy about.
I don’t think he’d be sad either. Or angry. Or indifferent. Or alive.
The last one, please.
Imagine you’re such a fucking homicidal assclown, even your own guts are trying to break free and escape from you.
Reports: Bibi missing after hernia surgery
Surgeons: the hernia was quite large, so we had to remove the whole asshole
Can you remove a whole something from itself?
Got the hernia from carrying that huge load of lies around
C’mon surgeon, you know what needs to be done
can he just, like, order a ceasefire and complete withdrawal?
Can? Probably. Will? Doubtful. He wants to turn Palestine into a parking lot.
“full anesthesia for me, not for thee” -Netanyahu to Palestinians
That must be it! He’s just trying to fix thousands of hernia problems at once! He’s just very bad at it.
Anesthesia? You mean going to a hospital? Is Bibi a Hamas leader? Will IDF bomb and assault the hospital?
I sure hope nothing goes horribly or fatally wrong with that surgery.
