Red Lobster is so fucking bad dude
I see what you’re saying, but I would like to counter it with CHEDDAR BISCUITS.
They sell the mix for those in grocery stores. Just make your own at home
You’re one of those people who thinks that frozen pizza is just as good as delivery, aren’t you?
Fuck no I’m not. Frozen is never as good as freshly baked. But going to red lobster for the biscuits is like buying an airline for free peanuts
I bought the mix and made waffles with it… Life altering. 🤯
Easy to find the recipe online
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There’s an excellent fiction novel about the closing night of a Red Lobster that’s really great though (Last Night at the Lobster by Stewart O’Nan) which I’m glad it inspired at least.
I thought you said science fiction for a moment, and I was intrigued. “Last Night at the Lobster” sounds a lot more sinister with that in mind.
“The year is 2374. The Casual Dining War is coming to a rapid close as The Fifteenth Applebee’s Space Brigade approaches the last combination Red Lobster/Olive Garden in existence. This is the story of the brave servers who fought that battle.”
Yes haha. But it’s a great book!
I don’t understand how it occured but Red Lobster is the prime spot for mixed race couples to celebrate adult birthdays with lots of alcohol. Otherwise its for nobody somehow.
That is so weirdly specific. Glad they found their niche.
