After years of delays and setbacks, Boeing plans to launch two veteran astronauts to the International Space Station on Monday night aboard its Starliner spacecraft.
After years of delays, Boeing is finally set to launch two NASA astronauts to the International Space Station on its Starliner spacecraft.
The capsule is scheduled to lift off Monday at 10:34 p.m. ET, atop an Atlas V rocket at Florida’s Cape Canaveral Space Force Station. Astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams will pilot the Starliner on its inaugural crewed flight — a crucial final test before NASA can authorize Boeing to conduct routine flights to and from the space station for the agency.
The stakes are high. This will be Boeing’s first launch with humans aboard its spaceship, and it comes after years of delays, technical setbacks and significant budget overruns. If successful, the flight will enable Boeing to challenge the dominance held by Elon Musk’s SpaceX, which has been ferrying NASA astronauts to and from the orbiting outpost since 2020.
In an odd coincidence, the first crew of the Boeing space probe will consist of 10 whistleblowers.
I came here for these jokes.
Don’t worry Lord Titus we have plenty of whistleblowers.
How many whistleblowers died to get those 2 ready for launch?
I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
Or rather they’d come after you
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
I assumed this was an Onion article by the title. It’s not.
Whatever the reverse of eating the onion is I did as well.
Vomiting?
Shitting?
Astronauts: …do I have to?
Aaaaaaand… it’s scrubbed.
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/boeing-scrubs-starliner-crewed-launch-rcna150843
Astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams will pilot the Starliner on its inaugural crewed flight
Ah, the ones who failed the psych exam.
Hopefully, if the door blows off, everyone is wearing their seatbelt. Those astronaut must know they’re doomed, no?
looks like a third grader’s diy R2D2
Loving that the nosecone looks like R2D2.
RIP
Did they sort out the QC problems?
Got any spare bolts?