Why would you vote Trump if youre relying on federal grant money? Its not like he hid the fact tbat he was gonna slash and burn govt programs. People really need to pay the fuck attention to what theyre voting for…jesus christ.

Hyper capitalists love to talk about incentives in a free market… how about you fucking pony up the incentives you thin-lipped small dick bastard

So I put in a week for around christmas, 30 days prior. My boss comes to me 2 weeks later and says “actually we have to do inventory that week so we need you to stay.” I asked, why dont we do it this week instead and was told essentially “this is when management needs it done” so I said cool do it without me. Came back from vacation, never got in trouble and actually got offered a raise like 1 month later lol. Place was fucking toxic tho so I left.

So deep, so wise.

My wife be watching 90 Day Fiance and sometimes I catch myself unironically watching a whole episode with her. Shit is buckwild

Its not hidden, its just shy

Well its a white person this time, so maybe people will actually give a shit

All life is sacred, except when its not

I could live without skittles, honestly.

Lol Texas. Please *secede from the union already.

Thats a lot of bean

“We’ve decided” lol. Keep telling yourselves that

Gone and forgotten

What about people who lean in closer to the screen as the action intensifies?

Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.

Lol Im sure some of the Shareholders would be glad to see him move on, given his recent self-destructive behavior. He fired his most successful department at Tesla for…no reason?

The supreme court has roundly refused prior restraint, Donny!

Sadly not real. I would totally eat this. Smokey, spicy, and sweet go together pretty well. Its not “seafood seasoning” you plebe; it goes on everything.

I prefer the fudge-covered kind on Christmas, if you know what I mean

…the fuck?