Duck feathers I swear
Down jackets and sleeping bags are unbeatable if you need something warm and packable.
Stomach about to be stuffed with roast goose… That neck will snap like a twig…Mmmm juicccy…New meaning to fast food, YOUKNOWHATIMSAYIN
Down is fucking fantastic performance wise. When you say that crap people will look at you funny.
Down performs better than most alternatives, is biodegradable and last decades when properly cared for.
The alternatives that out perform down, usually only in some situations, aren’t biodegradable and are made from oil.
Polyfil. Relax, silly goose
I love how this meme has came a full circle.
And now this, which just cuts off both watermarks.
There’s also a parallel Ukrainian translation that became very popular among Russians. There’s a certain vibe to it, something about a foreign, yet, very similar and understandable language. Translated back to English it would’ve sounded something like “Oi! Watchu stuffed ur jacket wiz, mate? - WAT DAT JACKET IZ STUFFED WIZ, HÖNK?”. Someone should make it, so that this meme would come full circle twice.
Also, obligatory XKCD