“I’ll give you one large Benjamin Franklin portrait, for a small Benjamin Franklin portrait and change”

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?