Why would you have a gravestone before you die?
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.
Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
It’s not too late to have one made!
Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I’ll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.
Just a dumpster for me, thanks
Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.
No soul will never find peace resting there BUT it’s the best grave ever outside of the Taj Mahal.
How did they die?
Car accident.
