Lmao.

Fuck yeah. Social Studies taught by a Satanist with a dead eye. It’s like budget Hogwarts.

If worshiping the dark lord can lead to spending time in public schools, maybe there’s something to this whole hell business.

It’s probably an unpopular opinion, but if public school chaplain positions are open to everyone, if they provide spiritual counsel to students who want it, without proselytizing or coercing students into religious activities, and if their work is controlled by the school to stay sure they don’t contradict scientific teachings and respect the psychological development and freedom of children, they can be a good thing. Secular France has this kind of chaplains, and it’s great; somehow I don’t believe it’s possible today in Florida.