Apparently Jesus did get cancelled pretty hard, but he uncancelled himself three days later.
No one should have that kind of power!
When you’re famous they just let you
Two days later, which is “on the third day.”
I remember when Jesus got banned for a week on Facebook for posting a racist meme. So unfair.
Jesus also gave his boyfriend a handjob at a play.
After blowing vaporized nicotine on some children.
Says the coke whore
TIL being the most influential single individual in the last 2000 years and being the front runner to get a second presidential term for the most powerful country in the world = being canceled.
I mean to be fair, Jesus was executed whereas Trump got a slap on the wrist and had mean things said about him.
Is this the new “Simpsons already did it”?
Cunk already did it…
(3:40 if you want to get right to it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSUx1xyj1E
Ah shit I posted this exact clip before seeing this. Glad I’m not the only one fearfully watching life catch up to parodied life.
Rarely I get to post a relevant Cunk on Earth clip, this is one of those times.
In normal world, they would have put her in a padded room and given her some medication already.
ain’t nobody got a problem with Jesus. Just a vocal subset of his followers.
Yeah Jesus was pretty based. Conservative Christians could learn alot from that book.
I actually feel embarrassed for her. Donny, you’re out of your element.
Republicans are so predictable and their base is so gullible. Too bad Democrats don’t want to win.
I really really hate this timeline.
Why does every picture of her have her with her mouth open like she’s either screaming or waiting to have something stuffed in it. Like filth encrusted socks.
Too bad Jesus only came to America after the ascension to teach the Native Americans how to build mounds. He could have used some Freedom of Speech rights.
deleted by creator
