“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

Mathew 21: 18-19

Cyborg sandworm

I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

Fucking horse in the background 💀

Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD

“Shock collars charging…”

The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.

I think it’s like a cheap Lemmy knockoff

Your mother?

I must find the monstrous function which indexes virtual arrays that I implemented in a Google sheet of mine when I discovered there’s no limit to how reckless you can be in a single cell.

Edit: Here it is: ARRAYFORMULA(IFERROR((INDEX('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44, SMALL(IF(($G$3='Invoice History'!$D$7:$D$44)*('Invoice History'!$F$7:$F$44="Unpaid"), MATCH(ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44), ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44)), ""), ROW(A1))))))

According to my documentation, it is used for “Looking up a value on a row, on another sheet, where two other values on that row match the given criteria”

Why aren’t you tending to your factory?

“You really shouldn’t be awake for this” - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

Saddam meme too.

Raisins as a service

I use these memes to gradually radicalize my friends and family 👍

I’m a meme archaeologist and I can confirm that in this context, it means that the written action occured spontaneously, without anybody asking for it, expecting it, or wanting it. Typical used to describe things that are rather strange or baffling. Such as:

Nobody:

Cats at 3am: “I must run so fast right now”

For this meme, it’s implying that nobody really expected, wanted, or antagonized ol’ musky to become an evil corpo-oligarchic space Karen, but he did anyway, for seemingly no reason.

Property tax hurts landlords and I’m here for that.

What did this guy pay for his house, like 20k?

iPhone bad.

Posted from the other monopolistic entity in phone operating systems.