There’s no dick this guy won’t suck for money.
offer to suck before claiming he’s never seen or heard of that dick before
Of all the things that need saving, flavored vapes are… not on that list.
Like everyone else’s saying, besides disposable vapes there’s nothing worse than smoking about vaping, and many people enjoy it responsibly. And in case I need to include this, Trump is still a fucking idiot even if he appears to support for the time being a thing I like.
It’s definitely a weird thing to brag about.
Let’s buy a couple of Trump NFTs and create a line called “Trump-meme vapes” where we put Trump’s NFT on the label and a meme used by Trump supporters. We’ll offer beautiful-sounding flavors such as:
- Ocean Breeze
- Champion’s Dinner
- Billionaire Mystique
Which will actually taste like:
- fish
- happy meal
- poop
Call ourselves a parody company and send all proceeds to Harris
Donald Trump’s Every-Flavor Vapes
The oranges taste like shit! The strawberries taste like shit! The snozzberries taste like shit!
Trump’s Everlasting Shit Sticks
He can tell the userrs to inject bleach for popcorn lung.
Man, I always get tricked by these fucking Onion articles. Oh wait…
THE SAVIOR HAS RISEN
GOD BLESS KING TRUKMP
