• Maalus@lemmy.world
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      He got shit on for being inaccurate, not the sexual stuff. She was a keeper and he fucked up bad on someone who automatically gets a ring. Shame.

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    4 months ago

    pulling beads on a string off screen

    You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

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    You know, you’re lucky you’re good at 🎺 my 🎺 or I’d never put up with ya. You know what I’m talking about, when you 🎺 lubed-up 🎺 toothpaste in my 🎺 while you 🎺 on a cherry 🎺 Episcopalian 🎺 extension cord 🎺 wetness 🎺 with a parking ticket, that is the best.

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    4 months ago

    Taurus.
    You will never find true happiness.
    What you gonna do, cry about it?
    The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up.
    Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.