It’s going to be fun when the trump administration kneecaps the FDA and deregulates the food industry. We will get far fewer warnings like this, and dear leader will tout that as evidence that the food supply is much safer.
c/nottheonion ?
Nottheonion!
Yestheonion
One day it’s Listeria, the next it’s Salmonella, and the next it’s Bird Flu.
At this rate, whether you’re a carnivore, omnivore, or herbivore, everyone is at risk of eating basically anything. But it’s okay, as the grocery prices rise, we gradually get used to eating less, so eventually we won’t need to eat anything anyways…
The War on Obesity wins in unexpected ways.
At this rate all that’s going to be left safe to eat is Doritos and Cool Whip.
It’s pronounced Cool Whip.
You’re saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Doritos uses onion, doesnt it?
Our government is in complete and utter shambles.
And Fuckface 45 isn’t in office yet. Imagine how much worse it’s gonna be! God damn I hope his life is forcibly extinguished soon!
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Just need to go down the line.
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Big Foods are using contaminated fresh food to push people back to ultra processed food. /s
