Be careful Don. If President Musk sees this, he may become upset with you and cut off your funding.
Joke? What joke? President Musk is proof that the American Dream is well and alive if a South African who isn’t even legally a US American Citizen can buy himself a country as long as he works hard spending the money earned from his father’s child-slave powered emerald mine… Well there’s hope for the rest of us*
- = Provided we become sociopaths with large resources
as long as he works hard spending the money earned from his father’s child-slave powered emerald mine…
I hate this misconception. Barely any of it is emerald money. His wealth is all based off defrauding his customers, investors and the US government, lying about everything, and doing tons of illegal stuff like pump n dumps.
Yes, but without the Emerald Mines he wouldn’t have enough money to be in a position where he could tell lies on that scale. Stealing is a lot easier when you already have a ton of cash.
No one’s going to listen to a crazed drunken hobo when he tries to sell you a timeshare, but if a guy tripping balls on cocaine wearing a nice suit with a proper haircut promises you the literal god damn moon… Well that’s a different story now isn’t it?
It’s not the lie itself, it’s the image you have while telling the lie.
If you see a man’s face and name on a billboard, then see that same man telling you he can spin hay into gold, you believe him. Because how could he have that fancy billboard if he couldn’t?
Also Pump and dumps aren’t illegal anymore
You don’t need to be a millionaire to have a nice suit, proper haircut, and cocaine. And yes, those things combined with a load of confidence and the ability to spin bullshit, will sell almost anything to a lot of people.
I agree with your sentiment but to my knowledge Musk is a naturalized US citizen
He got his visa under false pretenses and stayed after it was no longer valid, people have been deported for less
What joke? He bought the presidency, and Thiel bought Vance for the vice presidency. It’s the Musk/Theil ticket featuring the old guy who signs bills, and the guy who will replace old guy when old guy does.
I think we need to allow the wealthy to have pistol duels like in the past. Also they must be to the death. At least we will be rid of one problem regardless each time…
In the past, the aggrieved party got to choose pistols or swords. And I’m thinking swords would be much more fun to watch. I’d pay good money to watch those two bozos flailing at each other with cutlasses.
They’d be winded in 30 seconds
Musk can even bring his own sword.
I give that the following odds:
33%: Musks sword explodes, Trump wins
33%: Musks sword works, Musk wins
33%: Musks sword works amazingly but explodes right (or during) killing Trump, everybody wins.
As funny as that is, I still would like to see their hands quiver as they take aim at one another…
They will just use seconds.
Nope, a second was someone who looked over the other guy. THEY have to do it.
I think it would be really amusing to watch them shit themselves in fear live as they miss by a mile and have to reload in order to get the other. Comedy gold.
Now that’s an alternative motive for one to get rich. “Why do you think you would be a good fit for this company.”
“I really want to grow my investment portfolio so I can fall into the wealthy category to achieve my dreams”
first lady trump is big mad!
This means we all need to make the ‘President Musk’ joke A LOT MORE.
But its not a joke.
Musk is president.
Trumps just the bitchy wife.
King Musk and Donald, the Jester.
I just imagine Trump is sitting on the couch, legs crossed, stuffing bonbons in his mouth like somekind of horrific peggy bundy from hell while watching social media on a big screen and furiously replying to every imagined slight.
I’d be totally happy if that was all he did for the next four years.
Should their couple name be Trusk or Mump?
Elonald mump
Mump, because it’s similar to a disease.
+1 Reminds me of Andrew Wakefield.
Man up and complain openly, chickenshit. Go on bite the hand that feeds
What are you going to do about it, Mr. Vice President? You going to let that foreigner steal your spotlight? Pansy.
“hates ‘President Musk’ joke”
I mean… isn’t that the whole point? Wouldn’t his “big brain” understand that most obvious of ploys?
Even if you see it as a ploy, there’s an underlying truth to it, and even as he may wish to not fall for the ploy, he probably can’t help but to face the reality that drives the ploy.
OK, then it is “King Musk” and “Jester Donald”.
This is perfect.
…don’t really give a shit if he’s annoyed with Musk. Please put him in prison.
Ya know… You now have immunity to get rid of him…
So, is President Musk going to shove his hand up Dumpy’s ass or just use strings?
He wants him to piss on him. That’s been the fetish right?
Musk Puppet, king of Magastan