We all know its really because he won’t be getting the crowds his fragile ego needs. This may be the first time a snowflake ever melted because of freezing temperatures.
Maybe the 10 MAGA that show up will storm the building because the deep state is blocking their view? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought he was a MAN.
Indoors is woke.
Can you imagine the circus if Kamala or Biden had theirs indoors?
“What are they hiding from the public???”
Ah, yes. “Weather.” And totally not because of snipers, drones, rotten eggs, tomatoes, hecklers, or Mrs. Cake.
Cold weather = small crowd
Nuff said.
Crowd would seem too small outside
Cold weather and low turnout. It’ll look more crowded indoors.
And there will be a million people outside for this. The largest crowd in the history of crowds. So many people, more than you can imagine. And there will be videos and pictures showing tiny, shrunken, crowds. Yet his base will call them fake.
He’s for sure going to say that global warming isn’t happening because they had to move in from the cold.
“Weather”, sure. It’ll be 22° and cloudy. Cold af, for sure, but it’s always cold for inauguration. What else is ol Trumpy boi worried about
Goddamnit. Now all the Luigis hiding in the bushes need to go home.
There will be shrinkage.
My crowd size is massive, it was just cold out!
Anyone else remember that ’alternative’ facts was originally a response to crowd size at the first inauguration?
Coward… If you cant stand in the cold for 15 min. To give a speech you shouldn’t be able to do the job. If he is worried about getting harrison’d then wear a better coat.
I was wondering last night, how cold does it have to be for trump to skip his own inauguration.
