I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.

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    > go to the US as a traveler from eastern europe
    > get caught by ice
    > claim you're a french canadian, your accent is actually just an even weirder french
    > get deported
    > free asylum in canada
    
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      3 months ago

      Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!

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    I see well without any documentation we’ll have to run a DNA analysis to try and determination your nation of birth.

    Results are back. 23 and Me reports Yemen with 82% confidence. Wheels up in 10.

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    Yeah, I was kind of wondering if there was a list of countries from which I could choose to be deported to. I mean my parents were American and I was born in America but that doesn’t matter anymore, right. It would be great to be deported to someplace nice. I quite liked New Zealand when I visited. Do they take requests?