Denmark should deliver the extra eggs, personally and ballistically, right to the White House door.
lmao, the same people we are bullying for Greenland?! lmao.
This is how Trump will spin his failed conquest of Greenland: it was really just a ploy to extort eggs from Denmark.
When he said rare earth metals, he meant eggs
“Go fist yourself.” - Denmark.
Denmark should send a single egg, accompanied by a note offering assistance in these trying times.
But did the us say thanks?
If I understand the rules correctly, Denmark will need to invade the US before that happens.
Fine. They get 2 dozen eggs in exchange for California.
You can’t make this shit up
You could, but people would tell you that’s fucking stupid and a terrible story.
Yes, realism is a really important part of fiction.