“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
the orphan crushing machine is complete
finally…
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
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iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine and some elaborate digestion setup I seem to remember, and the press really stretched a badly worded explanation of how it worked into ‘it eats corpses’. Which is fair, humans are mostly made from tasty biomass, but still.
edit: here’s a couple sources about it, it sounds like it does indeed run on vegetable biomass.
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
“EXTERMINATE!”
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Written by Phillip K. Dick
Zero dawn
It’s called EATR.
of SOLES
I actually hope this is fake
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
But that is not our mission, yet.