Texas is beyond parody
Hey! I fucking resemble that joke!
Damn, me too.
FRIEND!
-hug-
Big hugs, buddy!!!
its the state closest to resembling russia, as someone reddit once said. the oligarch, aka energy moguls control the whole state.
Nonononono… it’s banned because the dude she’s standing on is wearing a dress.
Is this really about the breast or the flags words? “Thus Always to Tyrants”.
Y’all are being really judgemental of us. Just cuz our governor is a hypocritical bigot, our AG is a grifting Nazi, and our congresspeople sell us out then abandon us when the going gets tough.
And y’all are acting like just cuz we keep voting for these people that we’re to blame! Can’t you see we’re the victims here??? Please! Quit bullying us with your boobies so that we can go back to fellating our abusers!!!
Even a broken clock is right twice a day everytime I see that breast I masturbate furiously.
Is that a vexilology fetish or something you need to talk to a professional about?
Probably.
I’ve finally conquered my porn addiction because I’ve seen this flag and require no other sexual gratification. The universe is now complete, we can all go home.
Fucking losers
See you under the bridge dolllicker.