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Cigarette store owners genuinely surprised that you’re still alive every time you come in.
“I didn’t realize it was possible to cough up your pancreas”.
Apparently liquor stores make their money off of hard-core drinkers and alcoholics, so liquor ads (and liquor store employee customer support) are designed not to attract new customers but rather to make the existing customers think their level of drinking is normal and acceptable.
Excel: “1901.February.01”
My parents don’t tell me I’m living wrong, but it seems to be the basis of every religion someone tries to sell me.
Deadass
