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Terrible choice of founding fathers to use for that example. Benjamin Franklin was kinky as fuck.
He would be browsing xHamster going, “Seen it… seen it… seen it… done that… done that, too… seen it… cliche…”
no he’s the perfect choice because he’s a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit
Something tells me he’d be more interested in the farting and scat porn…
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No, that picture was his mind being blown from excitement!
He’s saying Ben had orgies with French women. He doesn’t want to see other people doing it. He just did it.
Ben Franklin would be on fetlife hating on how vanilla people are
Him and his student, John Paul Jones.
Hell yeah, Zeppelin rules!
I think they would be horrified, but that’s because of the maga. And because black people would not take their shit.
Ben Franklin would try modern clothes, start sleeping with trans women, then get addicted to the internet. He would be indistinguishable from someone from the 21st century within a year tops
He’d be exhausted searching for all the local milfs in his area.
George Washington could finally get some implants or dentures and stop stealing the teeth from slaves.
Unfortunately, porn is getting banned, so little Ben will not have his happy ending.
“Look what they’ve made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance.”
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Oh my God, I haven’t laughed this hard at a meme in a very long time. Congratulations.
What Founding Fathers would have to say.
“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”
gotta get that skullet on him
