I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
i almost choked on my food reading this
Andrew Redskin
Whitey McCracker
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Johnny Canuck
nah first name would probably be Sori
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
User name does not check out.
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
Or, you know some other gay shit
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What’s your point?
You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
Turk Kebabman
Potatrick Tuberman
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
