And ghosts too. You’d think we’d all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.

We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don’t believe in themselves?

Edit: also bigfoot: “no way, those MFs will make we work a job. You ain’t catching me with that!”

This is because we have seen a lot of new tech that makes cameras water resistant/proof and technological advancements in submarines. No one’s made a new backwoods proof camera yet.

I can’t believe people still think Bigfoot is real. It’s obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

Keep this graph away from my dad. Let the poor man believe!

And ufos too.