DJ Qualls:
I’d watch that though.
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.
btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.
That’s for the spoof lol
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
Steven Segal
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know
You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:
“Me want the punani see for make me nice”
He’s such a train wreck…
I thought of another one:
Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Danny Davito
Adam Sandler
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
deleted by creator
James Corden
My pick for the new James Bond
dwayne johnson the rock
Kevin Hart as Q.
Vin Diesel as M.
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
The pedophile?
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
Seth Green
Tom Green.
We have all the sausage in the world.
Okay, but only if Pauly Shore gets to be Q.
The day they cast Tom Green as 007 is the day I know we’re finally back on the good timeline we were on in the 90s.
I know it says to pick the most awful, but settle down there Satan. We’ve suffered enough.
Gilbert Gottfreid
Jeremy Clarkson.
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Steven Segal
