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Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years
I don’t think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he’d take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.
I don’t think you understood what your grandpa meant by “eating a peach for hours”

Grandma was always hollerin’ at him that he wasn’t eating it right.
I’m jealous that your grandpa was Nicholas Cage
Could be shit play.



