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I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
It’s called “Muddy Moses.”
Parting the brown sea?
Bring the corn back
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
