Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.

time to bring back the nightpot.

best part about wakin up is tossing your piss out the window first thing in the morning.

I’ve been there a lot, and there’s no way i would choose to continue lying there unless i’m literally already asleep. It gets actually uncomfortable and hard to piss when you really need to like that. Please empty your bladders folks

if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed

if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there’s an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.